A doctor, a dentist, and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided that two would hold on, and the third would swim to shore for help. The doctor volunteered to swim, but the dentist said, “There are hundreds of sharks between here and the land. You’ll get killed.” Without further discussion, the attorney took off. As he swam toward the shore, the sharks moved aside. The dentist said, “That’s a miracle!” The doctor replied, “No, that’s professional courtesy!”
