The confusion must span across cultures...

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Ah les hommes!!!!!!!!

*C'est si compliqué !!!

*Les hommes gentils sont laids.
*Les hommes beaux ne sont pas gentils.
*Les hommes beaux et gentils sont gays.
*Les hommes beaux, gentils et hétérosexuels sont mariés.
*Les hommes qui ne sont pas beaux, mais sont gentils n'ont pas d'argent.

*Les hommes qui ne sont pas très beaux, mais qui sont gentils et ont de
l'argent pensent que nous sommes uniquement intéressées par LEUR ARGENT.
*Les hommes beaux qui n'ont pas d'argent sont uniquement intéressés par
LE NOTRE.
*Les hommes beaux qui ne sont pas très gentils, mais (malgré tout)
hétérosexuels, ne nous trouvent pas suffisamment belles.
*Les hommes (malgré tout) gentils, hétérosexuels, qui ont de l'argent et
qui nous trouvent belles, sont des porcs.
*Les hommes (malgré tout) beaux, (malgré tout) gentils qui ont un peu
d'argent (et grâce au ciel sont hétérosexuels) sont timides et NE FONT
JAMAIS LE PREMIER PAS.
*Les hommes qui ne font jamais le premier pas ne s'intéressent plus du
tout à nous dès lors que nous prenons l'initiative de faire le premier pas.

**Alors, je pose la question .... Y A T'IL QUELQU'UN SUR CETTE FOUTUE TERRE
QUI ARRIVE A COMPRENDRE LES HOMMES ????**

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Sheesh, MEN!!!!

*It’s so complicated!!

*Nice men are ugly.
*Good looking men are not nice.
*Nice, good looking men are gay.
*Good looking, nice, heterosexual men are married.
*Men that are not good looking, but that are nice do not have money.

*Men that are not very good looking, but are nice and have money think we are only interested in their money.
*Men that are good looking that do not have money, are only interested in our money.
*Men that are good looking, but are not very nice, and are (nevertheless) heterosexual, do not find us pretty enough.
*Men that are (nevertheless) nice, heterosexual, who have money, and who think we are pretty, are pigs.
*Men that are (nevertheless) good looking, (generally) nice and that have some money (and thankfully heterosexual) are shy and NEVER PULL THE FIRST MOVE.
*Men who never pull the first move no longer show interest in us if we take the initiate to pull the first move.

**Therefore, I ask, is there anyone on this goddamn earth that understands men??

Everyone Has His/Her Own POV...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure – right from Day One! – that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was g@y! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is g@y. And if you eat that chicken, you will become g@y, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C%..........reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

*Welcome Beautiful Seanna Ann Hohl*

Congratulations Matt and Amber. They had their first born child Monday, June 2, 2008. Seanna Ann Hohl was born 6 pounds 8 ounces, and is literally a wonderful bundle of joy. It was amazing getting to meet her for the first time last night. Amber is doing wonderfully, already walking around a bit. She's has a glow that is even more striking than when she was pregnant (which was already stunning). Matt has turned into "super dad" taking care of his little girl, taking charge of the diaper changes and logging the feeding times. She is such a miracle child, and has the most loving and nurturing parents any child could ever hope for when coming into this world.

the beautiful new mommy, and me holding little Seanna

She is such a curious little girl, already trying to make out the shadows in front of her.

I didn't want to let go...

Seanna Ann Hohl

After spending only 4 hours with the new family getting to know Seanna, she already has so many facial expressions. From the scrunching of her nose, to wide yawns, frowns, to smiles. After some discussion last night, we gathered that she has Matt's eyes, and most definitely Amber's hands and feet. But time will tell, all that we know for sure is Amber and Matt have done such a wonderful job bringing this life into the world, and they will be great at this new chapter in their lives. CONGRATS!